How do I make myself throw up?

I have a little bit of a queasy stomach, but I wouldn't say its bad enough to vomit. I really want to throw up because it helps me feel better. No I'm not bulimic, I've never done it before. I have tried the fingers down the throat and I just gag and nothing comes up. Also I have tried the water and salt and still haven't managed to throw up. Any idea's? Please don't give me a lecture on how bad it is for me or that I should use Ipecac because I don't have any? Thanks.